She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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