doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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