I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Randomize
