TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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