Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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