conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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