If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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