How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.