You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?