stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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