Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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