My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
