i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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