this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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