it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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