i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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