no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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