i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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