i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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