He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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