so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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