just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just want nice things and good sex
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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