im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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