I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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