I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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