We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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