Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
