New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Boobs are out for the taking
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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