shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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