I'm gonna have a badass scar
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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