id be glad to
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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