is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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