i permit you to call me
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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