Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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