Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
