it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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