4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I think your dad took our porno
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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