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New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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