i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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