it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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