so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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