K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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