nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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