I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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