everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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