What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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