when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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