I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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