what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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