No awkward lesbian experiences without me
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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