I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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