I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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