Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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