A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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