is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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