no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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