Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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