My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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