If i come over, it means nothing
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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